And I'm sorry, but I find bizarre contagious, thus my response.
Dear Ms. Ritchie
You are closer to the truth than you may realize. Though to many of us that ride it was not a surprise and was in fact a miracle. After our repeated failures to get the media (most especially your paper) to accurately report the truth. A number of us had an epiphany and realized we were in need of Divine Intervention. So a number of us got naked in the woods (yes mam it was not a pretty sight) and did a God dance.
See we knew that that there would be a few that would engage in “Flagrant stupidity” as there are always a few in any large gathering of people. So we decided to pray for them. And good golly it worked. Actually much better than expected, because you see motorcycle throttles are hand controlled, but God did say “all things are possible.”
And as beauty is in the eye of the beholder I must admit I find the “sag” quite appealing. As God created all in his image he knew that there would be some that would not judge the person by how they looked or take glee in a motorcycle falling on elderly gentleman.
I do feel sorry however for the “toddler that got ripped off”. Do you know where I might send a case to make amends.
Im going to have guess that putting the toddler on the tank was one of the “Flagrant Stupidity” things you referred to that never happens anywhere else. I do however often put my wife on the tank of the bike. She appears to like it. Especially on bumpy roads. In fact I believe she has even used the word “incredible” (I am trying to get her to get a little more flab though, ya know what I mean). If you like I could ride down there and show you how we do it (after I let my broken hip heal and drink enough to get over this hangover).
I agree whole heartedly with your comments about responsibility. So during Our little God dance we also prayed that the Orlando Sentinel might engage in responsible reporting. Alas, maybe all things are not possible after all. rc
