first day of MC Safety School

Only in America

- Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

- Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

- Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

- Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

- Only in America... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Lying Politician

A politician was running for re-election and was talking at a campaign stop to his constituents.

"My opponent has called me a liar. Rest assured, I have never lied to you. The only problem I have is that the facts don't always match up with what I believe."

Annoying Other People

* Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

* Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

* While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

* Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

* Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

* Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

* Mow your lawn with scissors.

* At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"

* Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

* Never make eye contact.

* Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

* Make appointments for the 31st of November.

* Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.

Is the motorcycle Death Rate really increasing

The National Transportation Safety Board ("NTSB") recently issued a series of press releases and motorcycle safety recommendation letters in which they claimed that increases in motorcycle fatalities have "...outpaced increases in activity measures such as motorcycle registrations". As the chart above clearly shows, that claim is false. Over the last 10 years, motorcycle fatalities have NOT outpaced increases in motorcycle registrations. In fact, the two measures have a near-perfect correlation coefficient of +0.9951. Read the rest from from Bruce here..............................


Keep in mind the law of Government. Never admit to a mistake. Instead allocate more resources to perpetuate the lie......rcAdd to Technorati Favorites

Leading ourselves back into bondage

To damn good not to steal from Chainsaw Posted at Girl Geeks. Wake Up America.

'A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.' 'From that moment on, the majority always vote for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship.'

'The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years'' During those 200 years, those nations always progressed through the following sequence:

1. From bondage to spiritual faith;
2. From spiritual faith to great courage;
3. From courage to liberty;
4. From liberty to abundance;
5. From abundance to complacency;
6. From complacency to apathy;
7. From apathy to dependence;
8. From dependence back into bondage'Add to Technorati Favorites