Never say your gona eat somebody unless you mean it

Now if one were to think that we were the only ones obsessing over the Florida legislatures jerking with our rights. Well, one would be wrong. But we didn't think you thought that anyway.

Just as we didn't believe it when when we heard that another Blogger what goes by the name of "Bullfrog" said of Representative Lopez Cantera (the sponsor of HB137, otherwise known as the "wheelie bill", "the motorcycle confiscation bill", the "this bill is dead, stop writing your legislators, you don't know what your doing, leave it to those of us that do, this bill is dead I tell you " as per the presidente of ABATE of Florida bill) after learning that it had passed said, "Clearly I must now kill and eat Lopez-Cantera."

Hell we kinda thought maybe he was speaking metaphorically ya know. We didn't really think he was going to eat Lopez-Cantera. I've seen Lopez-Cantera. He don't look none to look tasty. Besides I think somewhere I might of read that listening to or eating politicians could be fatal.

But get this, as quoted in the Miami Herald (sent in by GoldIron): "The posting may have gotten a laugh out of some, but it was serious enough for Capitol Police detectives to open an investigation, said Kristen Perezluha, spokeswoman for the Florida Department of Law Enforcement."

Now excuse me, but all I got to say is "aw come on" is this bogus or what?

But then I don't know the "BUllFROG". Is it possible, could it be he's Jeffery Dahmer with a legislator fetish? Is he the leader of some south Florida cannibalistic cult that kidnaps politicos for fine dining by the light of a full moon? OR could it be that he was just expressing the frustration that many of us feel over the constant attacks on our liberties (remember this bill originally had seizure of motorcycles as a penalty)?

And what was Lopez-Cantera's confusing response? " As for the threat from the bullfrog, Lopez-Cantera said: ``This is a very passionate group of individuals. You never want to totally dismiss something like that, but I really wasn't worried about it.''

Hmmmm, how does one read that? Ummm I'm really not worried about it by I'm not going to dismiss it? Well dude, if ya ain't worried save the poor taxpayers that pay you to look for ways to relieve your hard on for bikers (whoops I may of made a mistake there cause the same article quotes Ye Olde presdente "Doc" as saying, ''I don't consider those people bikers,'' ) how about callin off the Dogs.

Yo Bull Frog, next time consider fried chicken. Might be one and the same!Add to Technorati Favorites

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