SENT IN BY SAWMILL
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscle Contractions" to
his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most
riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young BIKER LADY in the front row and said, "Do you know what
your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm???"
She replied, "Probably AT HOOTERS with his buddies."
"I think that the free-enterprise system is absolutely too important to be left to the voluntary action of the marketplace." - Rep. Richard Kelly (R-Fla.)
"If we don't watch our respective tails, the people are going to be running the government." - State Sen. Bill Craven (R-Ca.), on state initiatives
"Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands." - Sen. Jesse Helms
"I don't see why the legislature should be in the business of artificial intelligence, real intelligence or any intelligence at all." - Rep. Hunt Downer (D-La.)
"A zebra cannot change its spots." - Al Gore
"We, as Republicans, need to start rowing with one oar." - Rep. John Kasich (R-Ohio)
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, former New York mayor
"I don't have the brains for business. I want to go into politics." - Mao Xinyou, grandson of Mao Zedong
"I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?" - Jim Scheibel, mayor of St. Paul, Minn.
"If BS was a dollar a pound, we would have paid off the deficit at about noon." - Rep. Jim Ross Lightfoot (R-Iowa)
"Congressmen are so damn dumb they could throw themselves on the ground and miss." - Rep. James Traficant, Jr. (D-Ohio)
"I think that's self-evident, but not true." - Bill Clinton
"What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One is a wide-mouthed, bottom-feeding, slime sucker - and the other is a fish." - Preston Manning, Reform Party leader
"I'm a politician, and as a politician I have the prerogative to lie whenever I want." - Charles Peacock, ex-director of the Madison Guaranty S&L
"Look, I'm trying to run for president! I can't sit here and debate free trade versus fair trade!" - Pat Robertson
"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather." - Marion Barry, former mayor of Wash., D.C.
"The senator has got to understand - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." - George W. Bush, referring to John McCain
"It's hard for somebody to hit you when you've got your fist in their face." - James Carville, on negative campaigning
Now in reading these remarks and saying to yourself damn that was stupid. Keep in mind we elected them.And it ain't about to get better if you watched the Iowa Caucus last eve. It would appear that many folk ain't doing there homework. The lies on both sides of the fence have been so egregious one might wonder about the level of respect they have for their constituents. Oh well,
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Disclaimer: Upfront I want to say I am not a member of BOLT. I do have the utmost respect for them and support their efforts. These folk are the closest thing we have to real "freedom Fighters" in todays motorcycle arena.
We have had a link to BOLT for ages and have referenced them on a number of occasions. most recently in linking to there donation page to Keep Quig's Mission alive.
Links to previous posts here:
BOLT which stands for "Bikers OF Lesser Tolerance" is exactly what it claims to be evidenced by the actions they are engaging in currently in North Carolina and California and have engaged in in Nevada. The Carolinas BOLT action is in reaction to the N. Carolina stiffening the helmet law there. They are Unorganized organization of some of the most knowledgeable Bikers in the cause and are true to there name. They have little tolerance for for legislative ass kissing preferring the time honored tradition of civil disobedience and court action to thwart legislative blunders.
Following are some threads relating to recent BOLT of the Carolina's actions:
Motorcyclist surround the Governors Mansion
Bikers rally against new helmet law. Among others
So why am I writing this now? BOLT of the Carolinas has some heavy duty activities lined up for 2008 and one will be a massive helmet protest in April.
Now Im thinkin (oK, I know, always a mistake) but a number of us have enjoyed riding in North Carolina and it sure is Pretty in April and wouldn't it feel damn good to get back in the fray and help out some brothers and sisters that are actually doing something instead of puttng out press releases singing there praises??? So let me know if interested and maybe we can put a ride together.........Afterall, how can we ride free if we do not stand for the freedoms of our brothers and sisters.
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