(yes we had to make it a law)First it was, well were going to seize your motorcycles and take your endorsement for 10 years if you go 50 miles over the speed limit while doing a "wheelie". But Don't ask us what a "wheelie" is because we don't know.
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Then it was Floridians do not know how to parent. Therefore we are going to pass a law that says you can not ride YOUR child on YOUR motorcycle if they are 12 and under. After all lawmakers know best (how many of their chilluns be in rehab) ?Received from Senator Bennett re Florida SB 828-re to riding child under 12 on a Motorcycle
Now they have four bills (count em, Senate bills 202, 76, 404 and House bill 43) on the table referencing at least 20 other statues to deal with "Gangs"? Damn when I was kid (yeah ok quit laughing I was once) we considered everyone over 12 on our street part of the "Gang". Did you ever go down to the corner bar to "hang out with the Gang"? Hey ladies, did a "gang" of you ever go on a shipping spree (discount one of my ex's and some her family considering they always forgot to pay)?Now my thinking (and yes it does still hurt. My thinking that is) if you already got 20+ statutes on the books dealing with gangs and they ain't working, what the hell makes you think 4 more are going to make any difference. Now I will readily admit that I have not read all these bills. Just there names scare me. But I will. And I'm absolutely sure that that somehow someway they are going to address something that RICO laws left out. And you know what? Thats even scarier.
I can only guess (which is easier than thinking) is that in these times of economic crises that some counties have noticed the economic boon Jackson County, Fl. has experienced as a result of going into the discount prison business. First they took Bubba out of the peanut fields and sent them to school to teach them construction. Then after the prisons were built they sent them back to school to be "Prison Guards. Whoops, excuse me "Corrections Officers" (which is an ironic label considering Florida has been drastically cutting back on successful
rehabilitation programs so as to keep more folk in prison in order to keep unemployment down).
Now we all know that nature abhors a vacuum (yepper thats true. ask your PE, politically exceptional, teacher). So if the state builds a bunch of prisons they aren't going to let them stand empty. And if we can not get re-offenders to re-offend quick enough to keep the economy stable there ain't but one thing to do. Create more laws to insure a never ending supply of lawbreakers! Thats why they refer to it as the "Prison Industry" and yes, they have lobbyists too.
So parents if you did not read this, please have your kids read it so they will have something for show and tell tomorrow. The sucking sound you hear is the state at the bottom of the map draining off freedoms instead of swamps. FLORIDA, THE SUNSHINE STATE (if you ever see it).
SB 76 will link you to the others. I'm not sure google has enough bandwidth to link to all of Floridas proposed laws. And it's early people.Add to Technorati Favorites

