(in biker slang known as "Haulin Ass" which is covered under HB137)O.K. it ain't Bad enough they want to try and seize your motorcycle. Now the senate in passing a bill sponsored by Gestapo youth coordinator and Senator Gary Siplin, supposed Democrat out of Orlando is outlawing your underwear. Or at least allowing any exposure of it on school grounds.
We are not aware of where the line is drawn. Is it any portion of your underwear? Is it all your underwear? Is it just dirty underwear? Does this mean we now have to stretch the over extended budget to hire "underwear police" and further clog our court system with, "I saw London I saw France I saw someones underpants" arrests which of course will be followed by civil suits? What if you don't wear underwear? How low can your jeans go? Are butt cracks banned too and where does a butt crack begin and end?
My God Florida citizenry, wake up! How about we pay all these whack jobs we elected their due and just tell em to go see a shrink so as not to spend taxpayer dollars on perpetuating their Freudian preoccupation and/or fear of "BUTT CRACK"!
Fortunately our Governor has at least said, "I don’t think we need to get so involved in style," said Crist. He declined to say if he would veto the bill, which has passed the Senate, but added, "let’s see if it gets that far." DECLINED TO SAY IF HE WOULD VETO IT???? IS HE WAITING TO HEAR FROM THE BUTT CRACK LOBBYIST???Add to Technorati Favorites




