Bikers Rights advocates and Christian conundrum-its all the same

This morning a lady friend of mine was on her way to church when her motorcycle crapped out on her. Now it's in the hot sun a bit from any dwellings on a Sunday morning on one of the more traveled roads by motorcyclists and church goers.

By the time we get out there to help she had been stranded for an hour or more.

Silly me could not help but ask. Did anyone stop to see if you needed help? Yes she said, two people.

And of these two people how many were on motorcycles?

None, she responds.

Do we know if any of them where Christians on their way to Church?

No we don't.

So before it's over it ends up being me and three ladies trying to get this inoperable bike into a trailer while other motorcycles and I am assuming a few Christians whiz by with out the proverbial hand wave one gets when passing operable motorcycles provided on is on an operable motorcycle.

Having been in this situation before I have noted how not only do you not get the hand wave but some how the motorcyclist gaze gets fixed straight ahead. As if they do not see you struggling on the side of the road.

In fact I think I may have even said something like, Well I'll be a son of an anarchy.

But then as the previous post demonstrates it would seem that a great many people have some sort of fantasy or delusion as to just who and what they are. But when the chips are down the reality of who and what they are becomes glaringly obvious. Fuckwad's for the most part.

So when I find myself in a discussion with a Bikers Rights Advocate I find myself reminding both them and myself, that

A. There are a lot of people who own motorcycles who are nothing more than cagers who happen to own a motorcycle that they occasionally ride. They are not "Bikers!"

B. There are a lot of people that go to church that are nothing more than the pagans they accuse others of being who occasionally go to church.

Leaving us to arrive at the conclusion that if you are a motorcyclist on your way to church on a Sunday and break down, do not call a motorcyclist or a christian for help. Instead call a heathen.

Now I understand that the above is probably just an isolated incident and that I am generalizing and it doesn't apply to anybody that might be reading this or the previous post. Besides if you really in bad need of help you could just lay down in the middle of the road and wait till enough motorcyclists and Christians (or conservatives, or liberals or whatever) ran over you until you would no longer be in need of help.

Conservatives wouldn't stop because that would be giving aid to somebody besides themselves and liberals wouldn't stop because they would be afraid you had a gun.

The funny thing is that you don't hear a lot of bikers rights advocates calling for cell phone bans. A major cause of biker deaths. Come to think of it you do not hear a lot "Right to Life" advocates calling for cell phone bans. I'm guessing it's because maybe they differentiate between what is life and what ain't and bikers aint.

But remember, many bikers right's advocates are nothing more than cagers that own motorcycles who by referring to themselves as biker rights advocates can play 1%
wanna be with a cell phone stuck to their ear.

Now I be quite sure that there are even some who might have been reading this that immediately stopped reading when they came to the "Fuckwads" reference above.

But that's o.k., this is America and one is still free to be a "fuckwad" should one choose to be.

But then we could a referenced whoever we may be referencing as "pussies" as we did here:

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PUSSIE's and a Tea Party Observation

But then we thought, since it's sunday, we would bite our tongue.

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Cash for Clunkers-situational Conservatism

I know a gentleman that just recently traded in his Gas Guzzling truck for a new gas guzzling truck, paying cash with help from the Governments Cash for Clunkers program.

Ironically this particular individual worships at the holy trinity of Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity and Bill O'rielly And will argue to death any issue that even smells of a tad of "liberalism". 

Now this gentleman keeps current on the news and all the conservative issues, which of course is how he became aware of the cash for clunkers program.  A billion dollar government program that is supposed to serve two purposes, stimulate consumer spending (i.e. bail out car companies and dealers) and get guzzlers off the road thereby improving the environment.

These two goals are accomplished in two ways, taking money from one segment of society and giving it to another and requiring that the vehicle you purchase gets an increase in mpg of at least a whopping "4 miles per gallon".

On a national level this is similiar to Florida's Bright Futures Scholarship Program which takes money from one segment of the population and gives it to richer segment of the population, many of them conservatives, so that they may send their kids to college.

So I am confused. Just how does that conservative agenda work? "Less taxes and fewer government entitlements unless I can benefit from them????"

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California Bikers meet Officer Love

Officer backs down frrom threat to jail biker. And the Helmet wars continue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nXsAcK1prY
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