To which a friend sitting at a table hollered out, "you mean they got two recipe's in it this month?"
Which caused me to immediately sit down and start thumbing through the pages cause after all, that turkey meat loaf was to die for. Alas, no scrumptious recipe's this month.
But what I did find on Page three bout made me fall off my chair laughing.
I'm not going waste a lot of time scanning it in. Cause after all the Big Bend Chapter of ABATE of Florida's (oh damn I wasn't going to mention their name, aw shucks, to late now) newsletter can be found wherever refined bikers hang out. You know, like the Wakulla County Country club. WHY HELL, I think I may have even seen it tacked to a telephone pole one time. Whoops, excuse me, that was an advertisement for an FSU fraternities "Foam Party".
So anyway, I'll just quote it. Keep mind however I wouldn't have to do this if you hadn't picked one up and looked at the table of contents which tells you can find "Interesting and various information on Page 3 and 11". It goes as follows:
President Report: Teeah Dipietrantonio: Press Release by state ABATE regarding the Rhonda Welsch Rally, (ed. note: In ABATE'ese that means the first Daytona Bike Week Freedom Rally). Teah made it known that it was important for the Big Bend Chapter to be aware of the situation due to one of the individuals who lives in our area."O.K. and WTF.......I was laughing so hard I had to hand it to what the "Press Release" in question (link will be at bottom of post) called "one of rc's personnel" even though he was the only "one" (and no IRS I swear he is not personnel. He gets no paycheck or 1099. Besides the size of his plantation indicates I should be his personnel).
I tried to convince him they was talkin about him cause he lives in the area too. But he adamantly denied it making some dubious claim that it couldn't be him because he lives on the other side of the river. Which of course he does, but that's still a poor excuse.
And if you read the previous post, this is what we refereed to as "thinking" being painful for some "ABATE" members. I mean like I am all impressed with ABATE's new press release writing guy, or as one might define him, Doc's suppository (oh damn, that was probably overboard wasn't it). I mean like if I wanted any public relations (which I don't need, cause I just do this stuff cause my shrink told me to) he would be the "go to" guy. Unless of course we wanted "honest" press releases. That would necessitate going elsewhere. AND YES ABATE OF FLORIDA PUBLIC RELATIONS GUY, WE ARE CALLING YOU A LIAR! If consider that slander or libel please, please, please SUE US!!!
O.K. now we feel better and can get to the mat of this gig. Ummmm, wait a second, one more thing,
Why in the hell did they call that a Press Release anyway? Like who the hell cared. It seems to me the more interesting Press Release would have been after Doc's failing to intimidate us he had to go back to his kingdom (ABATE campground) and "allegedly" assault one of his own members. Yo Press dude, git yer stories right side up how about.
Oh yeah, so back to the scary thing. In some posts we reference how people might want to learn to read and think for themselves. I mean after all, isn't that real freedom?
But now if your in a cult, you might be admonished not to such things. You might be admonished to believe only the fictitious garbage the cult regurgitates. It's kinda like you have to be secure enough in who you are to not be afraid of not kneeling at the alter of Doc Reichenbach and his cronies. Even if that does mean alienating all your ABATE cult friends.
Yes, we too believe that with a few years in ABATE anonymous you to can gain spiritual freedom leading to truth, justice and the American way (our apologies superman). You to can be a "recovering Florida ABATE'er."
In all seriousness though, yes rc lives in the area. No he is not contagious. You can't catch it, so you do not have to be afraid of it. If you will invite me, I will come to your next meeting and try and soothe
any anxieties any member may have resulting from a fear of catching the truth. But you will have to invite me to a meeting though. And please don't make it at the Wakulla County country club. I don't do golf or golf carts! Doc and Friends golfcarting down the highway Oh God please forgive me, oh lord I can not help it, I must go tongue a nine volt battery now fer sure!
Full Press release put out By ABATE of Florida can be found here
The part of the release relate to this writer and our response can be read here
other related links:
Pictures of Doc confronting rc at Daytona Bike Freedom Rally by Banshee
Banshee Jo witness to ABATE of FLoridas lies re Daytona Bike Week Freedom Rally
Biker Rogue weighs in On his participation at Bike week Freedom Rally
ABATE of FLorida-Open letter to the Board of Directors
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