rc's night before Christmas Dr. Seuss style-no it ain't for kids

Update: Skip this and click here for the video 


rc's Twas the Night before Christmas……circa 2004………Tallahassee

(stay tuned for the video version before this Christmas eve)

INSTRUCTIONS: We usually sing this ala Dr. Seuss (to whom we apologize) to the tune of the night before Christmas.  HOWEVER, if a Kermit the Frog and Ms. Piggy duet crank your tractor, well then hell, we won't ask and you don't tell.

Motorcycle Attorneys suing Florida for wrongful death, no helmet law

Yepper, it had to happen a couple of Attorneys (or sometimes referred to by others, but of course not us: Hired gun. Ambulance chaser. Shyster. Buttplug.  Soon to be Politician. Professional bullshit artist,
Hireable Liar, moral/intellectual mercenary. bloodsucking leech. ummmm, etc., etc.) from Fort Lauderdale, Florida have decided to file a wrongful death suit because a 42 year old man was legally riding his motorcycle without a motorcycle helmet as per Florida Lawhad a wreck and died.

We will state our "OPINION" (note that word, cause we do not want to get sued for expressing our first amendment right to have and speak an opinion. In fact we better link to the definition of opinion because being attorneys God only knows how they will pervert that. Note please say the word when you read it so we can say it is "speech" and therefor protected) and leave the rest to you.

O.K. OPINION: These low life ambulance chasing buttplugs ought to be disbarred from practicing law as apparently they are not aware, whoops, might not be aware that the Florida courts defined Florida's helmet law as constitutionally vague!  Florida's modified Helmet law that allows an adult over the age of 21 to make a "FREE" decision to ride without a helmet is "Constitutional", GET THAT motorcycle, my ass, attorney's!  Freedom is constitutional. If it is your goal to make FREEDOM UNCONSTITUTIONAL, THEN PLEASE MOVE TO NORTH KOREA AND PRACTICE LAW THERE! o.k. you can move on to the story now that we have expressed OUR OPINION.

Bikers Beware, Kill Red Light Cameras before they Kill you! Texting too

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so, Thomas Jefferson

Unfortunately there are still some communities and states that have either, not yet read the studies indicating that red light cameras cause crashes, or could care less about you because they are of the erroneous belief that red light cameras make them tons of money.

In fact Florida, the home hanging chads and politicians for sale, is expanding their use.  Tallahassee, Florida's cutting edge capital city, Florida, just issued a press release announcing they are expanding their use.  See:Tallahassee lies, will increase red light cameras and put more citizens in danger

Tallahassee lies, will increase red light cameras and put more citizens in danger

Hat tip to "Z":
How do you no when the City of Tallahassee is lying? They issue press releases such as, Red Light Camera Safety Program Expands!

The article reads as follows:

CITY OF TALLAHASSEE NEWS RELEASE:

The City of Tallahassee will activate four more cameras in the coming weeks as part of the Red Light Camera Safety Program. On Monday, Dec. 20, at 12 a.m., safety cameras will begin monitoring the westbound and northbound approaches of the Capital Circle NW / W. Tennessee Street intersection. A camera was activated at this intersection earlier this month and currently monitors the eastbound approach. On Monday, Dec. 27, at 12 a.m., two cameras at the Apalachee Parkway / Magnolia Drive intersection will begin monitoring the westbound and southbound approaches.

 

Currently monitored intersections include:

Tennessee Street/Monroe Street

Eastbound Approach

Northbound Approach

Southbound Approach

Killearn Center Boulevard/Capital Circle NE

Northbound Approach

Westbound Approach

W. Tennessee Street/Ocala Road

Eastbound Approach

Northbound Approach

Westbound Approach

Capital Circle NW / W. Tennessee Street

Eastbound Approach

Drivers who run red lights at monitored intersections will be mailed a Notice of Violation with a $158 fine. For more information on the City’s Red Light Camera Safety program and “Ready. Set. STOP” campaign, visit Talgov.com. To receive updates follow @COTTraffic on Twitter and/or sign up for the City’s email subscription service to receive general news releases at Talgov.com.

Why do we call it a LIE?   BECAUSE DAMN NEAR EVERY STUDY DONE ON RED LIGHT CAMERAS DEMONSTRATES THEY INCREASE ACCIDENTS!  Now call us crazy, but we think that is a stupid safety program. It is however one hell of a revenue generating program.