A man told deputies he was exchanging steamy text messages with his girlfriend when he was involved in a minor traffic accident. Another motorist flagged down a Pasco County Sheriff's deputy early Sunday and told her about the accident on State Road 54. The deputy says 29-year-old Phernando Cuello of Tampa first told her the accident was caused by another driver who had cut him off. Then, Cuello said he was "sexting" while driving. Cuello was taken to jail after he failed a sobriety test. The deputy noted a strong smell of alcohol, glassy eyes and slurred speech. He refused a breath test. No phone listing was available for Cuello, who was later released from jail without having to post bail. He is charged with driving under the influence.
No phone listing was available for CuelloI do not hide the fact that I'm a drunk. I just happen to be a drunk that doesn't drink anymore. And this is one of the reasons. Because when one is drunk one can be stupid multiplied to infinity!
But then ya know. I can empathize with this pathetic individual (and yes I was pathetic. In fact there are many who still consider me pathetic. It's kind like just because ya quit drinking and drugging doesn't mean pathetic will go away). But imagine if ya will, being drunk enough not to be able to drive much less hit them tiny little keys. Thats gotta be a bitch. Like what is he typing, excuse me, I mean sexting, " I @an#na *^c% yo*+ &u^^$ hit send, Oh God, where is that send button thingy now.
Like the lady on the other end has got to be really turned on or maybe she can read "drunk"! He#e wat&* w&at I d2 n)>.
But what we can't figure out is, how he was driving. How does that work? Lets see o.k, I got one hand on the phone and one hand on the wheel and one hand........ Wait a second, thats to many hands. Isn't it?
O.K. he was steering with his knees. Yeah that works, weve done it. Steered with our knees I mean. Though I can't exactly remember why. Or where. Or when. It's all a little fuzzy. But I did have my socks on inside out when I got home. Oh wait, that's another story. Besides, cell phones were a luxury when I was using. We had to actually have a real girl in the car. Who had to be as drunk as we were to get in the damn car with somebody as drunk as we were. No what I mean? Oh Im sure at least one or two do.
And we don't understand why they didn't charge him with "sexless driving" as well! He obviously can't multi-task!
All we can say is it's a good thing he has no phone listing. I can just imagine the ladies lined up to give him call.
We really gotta quit now cause we could play this bitch forever, so now that we have taken our tongue out of our cheek we will leave you with a thought, that's about a stupid MF'er!Add to Technorati Favorites