yes, shaving your crotch while driving is considered distracted driving

and Yee Hawwww, Woman causes crash shaving bikini area while driving!!!Updated: Mar 09, 2010 8:56 AM

KEY WEST: A woman shaving her bikini area while driving caused a car accident on Cudjoe Key, near Key West, according to a report in keysnews.com.
Troopers told the reporter that 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be properly groomed for the visit.

So during the drive, she decided to shave.
Her ex-husband, who was in the passenger's seat, took the wheel while she focused on other areas, according to the report.

The site also noted that Barnes was convicted of DUI and driving without a license the day before the crash.

The vehicle she was driving struck another car from behind, causing minor injuries to the occupants.

The report says she and her ex-husband drove another half-mile after the crash and switched seats, so it looked like he was driving.
But burns on his chest from the passenger-side airbag sank their story – since the site reports the driver's airbag wasn't deployed by the impact.

Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.  A trooper told keysnews.com he thought another incident in the same general area was the strangest traffic incident he'd ever see – but this topped it.


Apparently it not only topped it, but topped it with topping.   Yepper folk,  in our never ending war waging on "distracted drivers" in order to keep the streets not only safe, but free of foamy stuff too, you can count on us to be all over this story. We believe that with sheer will, determination and commitment, sooner or later we will have this problem licked.

Even if, in the name of truth, justice and the American way, we have to back up to get a better perspective on the issue at hand, we promise to shift into high gear in order to plow through all obstacles that stand in the way of our coming to a final resolution, finally revealing for all the world to see, beyond the fuzzy logic of those who would try to tell us that it is ok if one is using a hands free GPS location device to find the offending cell phone or anything else over looked that may have fallen through the cracks.

Yes my friends, you can depend on us to boost our efforts to beat the bush, ummm, er bushes if you may, to hunt down the offending and offensive perpetrators that would tarnish our reputations and possibly our motorcycles with the soils, we mean spoils, of self centered self gratification when if only asked we would consider it our obligation to insure that drivers of a certain persuasion were, not just  set free to drive safely but free to drive free of distracting vermin as well.

To initiate our new initiative  (redundancy is encouraged) we invite all who will to join us in the keys on the next full moon with chicken necks leashed to the back our motorcycles as cooter bait to troll for Varmints what haunt the streets in darkness.

For those unable to make it to the Keys, Will-kill-ya County has declared year round open season. Please supply your own ammunition.  Viagra is optional.  For those unable to obtain ammunition we will be holding a special sale (see pic above).

We were considering calling it the first annual will-kill-ya county cooter critter hunt and bake sale.

However we are open to suggestions.

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Unemployment is down, so are wages-Involuntary servitude expected to rise.

It is super interesting, to me anyway (but then again I get off on nine volt batteries to the tongue), to listen to the talking heads when new government statistics are released.

If you watch a stock ticker tape when some statistics are released you can watch as the knee jerk reaction will be a plunge.  But then allow an hour or so for everyone to figure out just exactly what the figures are saying and you can see everything reverse.



In other words, even the people paid to translate the information for us often times can not figure out what it is they are trying to translate. 

A quick for example, this morning the government announced unemployment had dropped.  Hoorayyyyyyy......... Good news.

Well wait a second.  Lets see what else dropped?

Hmmmmm, oh o.k., well this is a given, wages dropped too.

And oh yeah, the labor pool shrank.  No no no, not because so many people found jobs that there are less people to fill them.  No the labor pool shrank because a  heap of people who use to be counted disappeared.  Well they didn't really disappear, they just don't count anymore.  I mean get counted anymore.  Nah, meant what I said in the first place.

And even on GE (you know, the company that pays no taxes. The company that gets a tax refund?)
controlled CNBC the talking heads will cop to, well the real unemployment rate is 20%plus and not the 8+% the government figures.

But that's o.k. see. Because before you can get people to work longer, harder, hours for less money with fewer if any benefits, you have to first take away everything they have and then starve them into submission.

Yepper, thats how we do it in America.  We don't need no military coup.  All we need to do is invent a bunch of wars that will take care of some of the disenfranchised unemployed, convince those that are left that that tax cuts for the rich and regressive tax hikes, via increased gas and food prices, for the poor is the American way.  Just ask the Tea Party Kidnappers who now hold the republicans hostage how it is good for America.

All we have to do is tell them poor fools that we are "bailing them out" and they will bow their little heads, with hat in hand a say meekly,

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America's rich-Of the 1%, by the 1%, for the 1%

In the past, were you to see 1% in anything Biker related you would think "outlaw Biker".  But then these are new times.  In these times the real outlaws are the rich and their government pimps.

We have posted often in the past few years on the wealth redistribution in this country.  How corporate money has influenced supreme court decisions and created a political party, "Tea Party," of ordinary, everyday Americans who have allowed themselves to be brain washed into promoting a  political agenda that amounts to "WELFARE FOR THE RICH!"  Or as history will define it, the selling a democracy to purchase a "Kleptocracy."

Of course we are perfectly aware that most of these posting will be ignored by the "self-defined patriotic freedom lovers" as left wing, liberal or however they wish to define it, propaganda.  The fact that these post have been linked to many different sources, including but not limited to, persons who actually make a living making money, will be lost on those who have wrapped their prejudices and ignorance in an American Flag.

It is frustrating at times. We are not so delusional as to believe that those who may have inadvertently become a pawn of  those, who in any other country would be referred to as the ruling regime, will ever put their "man panties on" and cop to making a mistake, then fight to fix it.  No it has never been our intention to reach the masses.  Were that our desire we would blog about Lady GaGa or whatever flash topic captures the increasingly uneducated brief attention span.  No it was and continues to be, to reach
just one person who might pass it on, to the next person and so on.  As always we invite opposite points of view.  But until we hear a better argument we offer the following (emphasis will be ours) from Vanity fair:

Inequality

Of the 1%, by the 1%, for the 1% 

Americans have been watching protests against oppressive regimes that concentrate massive wealth in the hands of an elite few. Yet in our own democracy, 1 percent of the people take nearly a quarter of the nation’s income—an inequality even the wealthy will come to regret.

Tallahassee area, Vietnam era PGR Mission, Wilbur Miller

2APR11
Wilbur Miller, 81
United States Army, Korean War Veteran
Monticello/Greenville, Fl


The family of Wilbur Miller has requested the PGR to help pay honor and respect to their hero for his service to our country. He was one of the original of the Buffalo Soldiers. He stood for our country in times of war, so now it time for us to stand for him in honoring his service.

We will escort from Tillman Funeral Home, 620 E. York St., Monticello, FL. to the Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church on Western Ave. in Greenville, Fl. for the service.

Stage: 10:30a McDonalds at I-10 & US 19

Brief: 10:45a

KSU: 10:50a sharp.

Note: will be leaving Tillman's at 11:15a

Please bring your flags as both flag trailers are unavailable for this mission.

Ride Captain Joe Parmer
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