Market up, market down, wax on, wax off

Dudes, have you got vertigo yet?????  It's the perfect yin and yang. Financial Markets took off like a rocket after the jobs claims indicated  that the economy was growing more slowly than we had hoped??????  Well shoot me darn Buckey and WTF!  Really now, think about it o.k.  Other than they have finally managed to come up with a whole 12 names to populate the, someday to be found unconstitutional, Super-Committee, what the hell has changed since S&P said, "Hey dweebs and dweebettes, your political system is dysfunctional have you thought about a 12 step program?"  Cause like we didn't know that right?

O.k., O.k.  calm down self.  No need go postal (are there any postal people left with jobs to go postal over?). Gov' ment be on top of it.

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The Treasury had a yard sale today ya know.  It's where they sell those little paper I.O.U. thingy's to folk, that more often than not look a little chinese, with a promise to pay them back in the future with a little kicker.  Please, please, please, don't let the following little fact bother  you o.k.? Well two little facts: