Besides Rick Perry is afraid of snakes. Jesus ain't. Which means Jesus has no need to tote a gun while he's out joggin cause Jesus ain't afraid of snakes. He just flings em up in an apple tree. But don't get us wrong. We don't begrudge no one totin a gun. Were second amendment supporters ourselves. Besides, we ain't real fond of snakes either. Which is probably why we wouldn't be carrying no laser equipped Ruger 380 loaded with hollow points for that showdown. Maybe we just ain't much of a shot because we was thinkin that to get a "kill" hit with a 380 we might have to order the snake to hold still while we got close enough to off it. Nope! Shot shells at the very least but preferably a "shotgun".
We like Ron Paul. We aren't sure he would get our vote for President. But he has brain that works. Which puts him close to the top of the field. So why is it we never here of him? Because he does in fact have a brain?
The fact that this question even has to be asked is a bit telling don't you think?Add to Technorati Favorites