Introducing to all good little American Boys and Girls who will want to join up enjoy when they grow up, VIPR otherwise known as, Or as we down in the county prefer to call them, "freaking snitches". Keep in mind if you will, that the tactics now being deployed across the country are not vaguely reminiscent, but an exact copy, of the tactics used by the Nazis, Communist and other totalitarian regimes. I.E. Strike fear and terror into hearts and minds, wait does this mean U.S. is becoming a terrorist state, of the citizenry of such magnitude that brother will snitch upon brother and child on their parents. So yes, we answered our question, America is the next terrorist state. However the terror attacks and tactics will now be used against it's own citizens.
But then what the hell, Im getting a little old and its getting harder and harder to find somebody to grope me. Sooooooo, I am currently putting all my friends (of which I have few) and neighbors (of which I have none) on VIPR alert! Thats right, if you should happen to run across cute TSA/VIPR officer please contact me at 1-800-grope-me-please.