Problem is them damn poor people. Suckers are multiplying like rabbits and will probably starve before we can get the war factories back from China and up and running. But hey, that's tomorrow and we like to stay current. So today, because we have been rushed, were not going to think. Which is o.k. because most don't like what we think anyway. So were gonna throw in what we thought was a particularly good post by Phil Davis whose work we have ripped...... I mean posted before. Now fair warning right up front o.k. the dude is obviously a democrat. Now I know for some that means he was born genetically deficient and therefor should be toasts along with the rest of them dern bleeding heart liberal Mo Fk'ers. Now we don't really care much about parties and would be right proud to do a republican one if someone can find one as funny as Mr. Davis! Wait a second, I think we can do it......
Hell I don't care who you are thats funny! Anyway hers a cut version of Mr. Phils post and you can read the rest of it by hitting the link (at least check out Colberts video further down):
EXCEPT, of course, aid to the poor. THAT they can cut and cut and cut and cut. Payroll tax cuts - terminated. Unemployment extensions - terminated. US AAA rating - terminated...
And that's SMART because those poor people are EVERYWHERE these days and, the poorer they get, the more they need - it's ridiculous! The general Republican strategy is to see if we can make those nasty poor people so poor they stop bothering us completely. They can either leave, like all those immigrants we kicked out - or just get out of our way and leave us alone - just like it says in another Dickensian novel:
