Ouztz Waterday 2012, a wet Biker Party

"Ouzts Too", home of the Newport Blues Festival, is a sleepy little Margaritaville type Biker Bar in Newport where hwy 98 crosses the St. Marks River.  The last stop for beer on the 50 mile ride to Perry, it is well known by Bikers crossing the state and needing a pit stop.

On any Sunday you can find a diverse group of people from tourists, to fisherman, to pirates and of course Bikers looking for an out of the way spot to kick back, listen to some good jams and wait for the inevitable "WTF" moment that, if it doesn't occur spontaneously, will be planned.  Today was another gathering of the tribes for the Annual, "Waterday." Where the best way to beat the heat is to, GET WET!

There were jams by the "Swinging Harpoon Band", Squirt gun wars, a blow up pool in the back for hiding from the mosquitos Debbie brought with her, watermelon eating contest and of course, of course, OF COURSE............the proverbial, no Biker gathering would be without, wet T-Shirt contest.  Provided by ladies who understand the importance of keeping tradition alive and with the knowledge that, yes, this probably will get you a free beer.

All MC'eed by Bar Keep extraordinaire  Ms. Misty while owner Dorothy labored in the back to insure the food kept coming and the beer stayed cold.  

Now some have accused me of having a burn't brain, which I excuse as Dyslexic hearing and ADD.  However I could have sworn that when laying out the rules for the watermelon eating contest it was expressly stated that you could not spit. That you must swallow all of it?????  The Watermelon that is.

There was a mens contest also. I don't know, call me crazy, But some how it just wasn't the same.

GOOD GOD I THINK I'M IN LOVE!!!
(YEAH SEE THE LADIES GET IT! WHILE THE MEN TRY AND DO THE MELON NEATLY AND WITH COOL, THE LADIES JUST DIVE RIGHT IN.









Fortunately, before the mosquitos could rip the meat of the bones of the last man standing the time for the main event arrived as ladies lined up to vie for the much sought after grand prize by getting, real wet! We would reveal the nature of this much sought after grand prize were we to have any idea what the grand prize was. For some reason we neglected to ask. Old age me thinks.

yeah, thats what I think. Old age. Seems like my memory just ain't what it use to be. I can think of no other reason why I may have forgot to ask what the grand prize was.

I would like to take a moment to offer kudos to the ladies who participated. I went to each one and asked if they wanted me not post their pic, or crop their heads off so they would not be recognized. Not one lady chose either option which tells me something, these girls are the real deal and not fender fluff wanna be's. And to show our appreciation we are happy to offer each one a free photo shoot at our tattoo shed/shop/dungeon, on either/or both of our motorcycles, on our lawn mower, ladder and hot water heater.  Not only that we will throw in a free spanking to show our appreciation.

Now if you would like to see a few more pics, just click on this little ol link here.

Don't forget. Ouzts TOO has a bike night every WED and Karoke every Friday night. Ever watch a biker do Karoke???

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