Which really ticks me off. Cause like now I got to find a new supplier for all my voodoo paraphernalia because I've gotten a bit old to hang around until a full moon so I can go out after midnight and dig up stuff. After all road kill is fairly easy to find after dark, but human bones? Jeez, and I thought I had retired my shovel. I guess I have no choice however as I have an appointment September 3rd with a lady who wants to dance around naked after midnight howling at the moon while sticking pins in a voodoo doll of her husband. I was going to join her. But with out a voodoo doll I don't know if I want to be around a wild naked lady sticking pins here and there with no place to actually stick them.
The question for us however is, who is buying them and who is installing them? Excuse the word install. Obviously we are not an expert in this area but we are pretty sure it has something to do with plumbing. Maybe they come with instructions? Or maybe they are just plug and play? We just don't know. Yet!
Cause see, here's our plan. They got some of them babies that go for as little as $50 bucks. And thats almost as cheap as a reasonably priced authentic voodoo doll. And apparently since EBAY has boo coo problems with our preoccupation with Magik, they do not appear have problems with vagina preoccupations and we just may have to switch our method of engaging in free market capitalism on the side. Since we all know real free market capitalism is illegal in the United States . After all, we stopped selling slaves here so now corporations have to go to China and Mexico to get them.
She's a Black Magik woman.................
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