Ode to the loss of the Michele Bachmans

come, taketh my hand saith the Bachman,
and i shall lead you to the promised land,
and corn.  Lot's and lot's of corn.  And thou
shalt count the corns.  All of them damn it!
and then i shall gift thee, for I am, thee jobeth
crater!

We are like way sorry Michele Bachman dropped out of the race. We are going to miss her very, very much. In fact we are currently at a loss as to where we will find the inspiration to go on. We now find ourselves staring at a blank computer screen with visions of her riding fender fluff on the back  of our mortorsickle.  It was her that inspired what we think to be one of the best unread posts we have ever written posted in July of  last year. it is in her honor we repost it here, we will miss you Michele:
Michele Bachmans Jihad as I tumble down the Rabbit hole, a revolutionary post

I'm trying to work yesterday with the news in the background when all these stories, Obama and social security, McConnell (aka Alvin the Chip monks daddy) petulantly saying he doesn't want to play anymore, Ron Paul and the banks, further proof that Pakistan is using the money we give them to kill our soldiers, Gingrich doesn't want to sign a slavery/marriage pledge, Death threats to Casey Jurors resulting in talking  heads such as Nancy Grace (my God what a talking head, talk talk talk talk talk) titillating "opinions" that we now need professional jurors because Americans aren't smart enough to be jurors,  start coming at me so fast I started experiencing cognitive dissonance.  Whoa now, whats real and what isn't?  Did I hear somebody was going to duck tape a wick to a bowling ball and go to the airport (whoops excuse me, that was America has talent)?

As a past  connoisseur of hallucinogenics (enough so that it is still questionable as  to whether or not I ever left the sixties) I can't afford cognitive dissonance!  It makes the locust that appeared in my head after the last time I bounced my head off the rear bumper of something splitting my helmet down the middle, get louder and louder. Which is all just another way of saying that reality is somewhat tenuous for me on a good day.

But having sworn off hallucinogens I no longer have them to blame. Which leaves me pointing the finger at Stepford wife and Uber Christian Michele Bachmann.  Please do not get me wrong. I have not prejudged Ms. Bachmann. In fact when my eyes first fell upon her I was smitten. Unlike President Carter who "lusted in his heart" I was lusting in my jeans pocket.  In fact I told my ol Lady, tell me if that Bachmann lady comes back on, I gotta change my jeans.

There is something erotic about the fantasy of a Faux Christian Milf dressed in PTA clothes, riding fender fluff position on the back of my Bike as we cruise down the internet blowing the horn at truckers.
"Breaker 19, ya'll......." 


That fantasy quickly dissolved as I realized she is a bot developed by the dept. of defense who has been programmed to repeat in a nasal whine,  "I am a job creator, I am a Job creator, I am a job creator,.......... no matter what the question asked of her.  Though I have to admit to being captivated by the seemingly vacant stare in a botox frozen face finding myself wondering, where the hell is the windup key? Kind of like listening to Revolution number nine on the Beatles white album when your stoned.

Truth to employment numbers, people scammed again

This is becoming a sick game. Every month the U.S. Government/corporate alliance/Kleptocracy puts out the monthly employment numbers.  And of late we see glowing Headlines from the mainstream media such as the following, U.S. Economy Gains Steam as 200,000 Jobs Are Added. Within which you find the following quote, 

“The improving trend in the U.S. labor markets is not just a temporary blip, but seems to be something quite sustainable,” he said, adding that the improvement had come despite continued Washington gridlock.

With any number of qualifiers telling you how wonderful this is though it may not really be. Kinda like this one,  

Unemployment rate falls to 8.5%, lowest in nearly 3 years, Complete with  pretty charts like these,

Are they not pretty.  Do you feel prosperous now. So let us not have any elections this time around because everything is going way cool......

heh, bet ya know us better by now cause were gonna put some truth on ya!

With, oh just about anything housing or employment number related we refer to the  Market Ticker guy, Karl Denninger because, well because he has the cred that dictates he gets it right before the freaking public wakes up. Mr. Denninger presents the following observations:

whoops, congress is hearing the truth on banks-video

Oh damn, Somebody's telling the truth to congress about the banking system Oh my what will congress do. Well after ignoring this dude not a damn thing. You know why, because the U.S. citizens don't give a damn.Add to Technorati Favorites

If this is Anonymous, 1 percent is in trouble

Which of course is fine with us. Following are excerpts from a file said to be from Anonymous.  Obviously we are not computer savvy enough to make that determination. Maybe their are some out their that can. Considering that the word is that wikileaks maybe be a front for the "bad" spooks and targets here are Stratfor, the New York police departments and others, well, draw your own conclusions.  

FELLOW HACKERS, CRACKERS, PIRATES,
   ▄████████                            OCCUPIERS, ANARCHISTS, BLACK HATS, AND
  ▐████████▓                            LULZ LIZARDS - GET SECURE, HOP ABOARD
  █████████                             THE GOOD SHIP ANONYMOUS, AND LET US
  █████████                             SAIL THE SEVEN PROXIES TO GREAT GLORY.
  █████████                 ░▒▒░        THE ENEMY BOATS ARE NO MATCH, AND THE
  █████████▓             ███▓▓▓▓█       BOOTY IS RIPE AND PLENTIFUL. THE
  ██████████▓          ██        █      INTERNET IS OURS, COMRADES - A LAS
  ████▓     ░▀▓       █   ██████▓       BARRICADAS!
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  ████      ██▄       ████▒       ░             TABLE OF DISCONTENTS
  ████       ▓██      ██▓                
  ████         █                         1 INTRO .................. LINE 133
  ███░         ██                        2 STRATFOR.COM ........... LINE 243
  ███░         ▓█▌                █      3 CSLEA.COM ............ LINE 14578
  ███░▒▓██████░▐██       ░▒▓██▓▒░▐█      4 NYCHIEFS.ORG ......... LINE 15839
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  ▓█          ▐███▓               █      6 SPECIALFORCES.COM .... LINE 16063
  ▓█          █████                      7 OUTRO ................ LINE 22156




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