Hallelujah lawdy lawdy, we be blessed today as you answered our prayers deliverin unto us a angel from da land of corn. But lest us think first Lawd, of the poor in dis world, what does not have no blessings by which to comfort themselves as they lay dey heads down in feriegn country's. All da poor lil chilrens what will go to bed tonight with no IPHONE. Oh bless dey poor wretched souls what has not yet heard of de Angel Bachmann.
How long brothers and sisters have we looked to the east for the rising of a new guiding star when it was the midwest where the baby angel Bachmann was born in a crib of corn with da three wise folk, John Deere, Cater-Pillar and Joy Global paving da way to the holy land where a sword was born that would be raised up to stand against Barbarians as David to Goliath.
Yes Lawd we know she is from you as it is you who has de most mysterious ways and so we ask not why de Angel took money from de Great Satan and then said in it's face you should not be giving people money. How wise of dee angel to trick dat devel like dat. Just like she knows that if we threw away that damned ol minimum wage we would all be so much richer.