While the total debt of U.S. states will probably surpass 4 trillion dollars it's nice to know that luxury is back in Fashion. After all it means we will no longer have to disguise ourselves when appearing in public in our best old, tattoo ink stained jeans and Holy (and yes we mean it both ways) T-shirts. Finally we can come out of the closet.
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] and PPR [PRTP.PA 106.90 2.95 (+2.84%) ], owner of Gucci and Bottega Veneta." And whoa.... are we glad. Just in time for Christmas shopping. Though we may disagree with Torsten Müller-Ötvös, chief executive of Rolls Royce [RR.L 705.00 4.00 (+0.57%) ], who said: "It's not only the bling or the spirit of ecstasy or the logo in itself, it is definitely the substance you're going to buy for your money." Yes we were planning on buying a Rolls, but not for the "Spirit of Ecstasy." Oh no, no, no. We fully expect to get our spirit of ecstasy fulfilled by the ladies we hope to entice into the backseat with a few lines of blow. We suffer no illusion that we are loved for our mind.
It seems however we are going to have to move to China so as not to stick out like a sore thumb whilst parading our wealth in public since "Slowdowns are relative in China," said Stephen Lussier, chief executive officer of De Beers' (you know, of bloody Diamond Cartel fame) Forevermark. "There's such opportunity for brands in China as we expand into Tier 2 cities." China's secondary cities are "new territories where everything has to be reinvented," Kamel said."
Of course we probably ain't gonna be able take our Harleys over there, though you can now get them there in kit form. But then what the hell, were old and a bit old school and our faith in the American Biker lifestyle died the day the Chrome Divas started making their men where "Diva Dude" T-shirts. I mean like you wouldn't wear one voluntarily would you (Lord I guess we'll get in trouble for that one. But what the hell, were gonna get a new motto for our site, "If your not making enemies your kissing to much ass"?)?
Of course we probably ain't gonna be able take our Harleys over there, though you can now get them there in kit form. But then what the hell, were old and a bit old school and our faith in the American Biker lifestyle died the day the Chrome Divas started making their men where "Diva Dude" T-shirts. I mean like you wouldn't wear one voluntarily would you (Lord I guess we'll get in trouble for that one. But what the hell, were gonna get a new motto for our site, "If your not making enemies your kissing to much ass"?)?
Of course it would mean not being exposed to people like Dorthy who called into the Suzi Orman show to ask if she could afford to get a loan against her retirement money to buy her husband a $77, 000.00 Porsche??? No lie, there's a video of it here. We were gonna post it. But then Suzi Orman doesn't really crank our tractor. Now Fox News anchors crank our tractor, so here's a video of real news:
